funnytwittertweets:

spacesapphist:

posts for people who hate freud: the sequel

sleepy-bebby:

drpupper:

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

alltheladiesyouhate:

i’m thinking abt that scene in pride and prejudice (2005) where catherine de bourgh tells collins he can’t sit next to his wife at dinner and now i’m imagining married lizzy and darcy at a dinner party and the host is like “oh mr darcy!!! you can’t sit with your wife!” and he’s just like “please… she’s my only friend”

intricatecakes:

if u are reading this i am pouring positive vibes on u from a lil watering can

simonandgarfunkie:

we literally live in a dystopian world where sleepy girls are forced to work

amazoogle:

calamitys-child:

I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

gay-jesus-probably:

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this is so cute

If they just had the same onesie this would be adorable, but the fact that they also both have a matching onesie for their respective dogs? I don’t believe in soulmates but I think these two are the exception.